Things about me,

 Spandex has to be the most load tested fabric in the world. Just ask the obese people of Alabama who seem to love it.

As per my previous statement; Spandex should be outlawed. I don't care who you are a size 0 or a size 30 you should not be wearing spandex unless you are riding a bicycle.

 I think that time flies by in general but when you have kids it seems to go by even faster.

 Stupid people are breeding, and they should be stopped.

My being angry doesn't hurt anyone but me. So I've decided to stop being angry.

Family is not always the people you have blood ties with. Family is what you make it.

Believe it or not, the world does not revolve around me, or you for that matter. Just thought someone should give the heads up.

Adding to the above statement, not everything is a personal affront to me. Took me a while to figure this one out, but oddly enough it's true.

If I could, I would have a whole gaggle of kids. My house would be overflowing with them.

I am a very empathetic person, sometimes to a fault.

I hate hate HATE changing dirty diapers, I feel that after carrying a child for 40 (sometimes up to 42 ) weeks, going through labor and delivery, breastfeeding for the better part of two years annnnd getting up every night and staying home with the kids,I should get a pass on dirty diapers, just sayin.

I have no sympathy for drug addicts. In this day and age, with the  knowledge that is out there, for you to try coke, crack, meth, heroine, LSD, PCP ect. You are a moron and should be treated as such.

I cannot stand ignorance. There is no need for it

I believe in Gay Marriage, I don't think for an instant that it is corrupting the entire world

My faith is none of your business, it's mine and my higher powers

There is nothing sweeter then a chubby baby laying in bed saying "nite mama love you"

The best sound on earth? The belly laugh from a kid. It's an awesome thing to hear and can brighten up the worst of moments

I am the last person to go to the Dr. I won't go unless I am in pain so unbearable there is no other option. Not because I am a martyr but because I have too much to do.

I haven't been able to fully extend my arm in 3 months. No idea why and yes it hurts but I don't have time to check it out.

I have big boobs. I love 'em and don't mind flashing em. What else are they there for?

My tattoos and my body piercings are just that, mine if you don't like them don't look at them.

My biggest fan is also my biggest enemy, me. I am learning to try and shut out the negative and listen to the positive.

I love working out, I like to sweat, if I don't break out in a good nasty sweat then I don't
feel like I've made progress.

I love that I am still in touch with some of my old Marine Corps buddies, they are some awesome people

I love beer. It's great.

I hate potty training my kids, thank god for daycare which is a big help with it.

College is overwhelming to me. Most days I am not sure what I am even doing there.

I am closer to my cousin then I am my own sisters and oddly enough, this doesn't bother me because I know I can trust her.

I want an old Trans Am, like Burt Reynolds drives in Smokey and the Bandit.